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literallysame:

OH MY GOD

I can’t breath 

yoitsdonmig:

See that girl in the red circle? She wasn’t supposed to be there. After this picture was taken, the girls went to see it, but noticed the girl that bent over wasn’t there. After searching the area, we found her dead body behind the tree. If you dont reblog this, the girl behind the tree will be watching you by your window. This is not fake.

yoitsdonmig:

See that girl in the red circle? She wasn’t supposed to be there. After this picture was taken, the girls went to see it, but noticed the girl that bent over wasn’t there. After searching the area, we found her dead body behind the tree. If you dont reblog this, the girl behind the tree will be watching you by your window. This is not fake.

This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I’d pass this on!

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ohsheena:

obey-jayy:

MONEY.
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Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.

This^

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THE NOTES. THIRSTY FOR MONEY =)))))))))))

REBLOGGING CUZ I’M ONE HECK OF A GREEDY BITCH TOO.

HEY LOLLOLOL......

LAWLZ<3

r0se-tyler:

CAN’T RISK IT Y’ALL

r0se-tyler:

CAN’T RISK IT Y’ALL

jeanbugoverload:

dracomalfoyisabamf:

holyhippogriffs:

neonnuggets:

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killjoyandthedeathlyhallows:

nothingmorebadass:

huffley6:

ninjaphobia:

isnotevenbritish:


A family were on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience.  His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the ‘OK’ hand sign to see if he was all right.
The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK.  When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why, he said ‘there was a shark behind you.’ The dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn’t believe him.
As soon as they got back to the hotel they loaded the picture onto the laptop and that was what they saw.

OH MY GOD

This is awesome actually.
If it wanted to attack them it would have.
It just wanted to take a picture. that’s all.
Photobomb shark has all of my respect.

Photobomb shark has all of my respect.

OH MY GOD

AW IT’S SMILING.
Maybe he just wanted to be in the picture… gosh.

photobomb shark holy crap

oh my god ^^^^^

 omg what

OMFG. I WOULD SHIT MYSELF

jeanbugoverload:

dracomalfoyisabamf:

holyhippogriffs:

neonnuggets:

ximex3:

killjoyandthedeathlyhallows:

nothingmorebadass:

huffley6:

ninjaphobia:

isnotevenbritish:

A family were on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience.  His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the ‘OK’ hand sign to see if he was all right.

The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the
boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was
OK.  When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and
absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why, he said ‘there
was a shark behind you.’ The dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn’t believe him.

As soon as they got back to the hotel they loaded the picture onto the laptop and that was what they saw.

OH MY GOD

This is awesome actually.

If it wanted to attack them it would have.

It just wanted to take a picture. that’s all.

Photobomb shark has all of my respect.

Photobomb shark has all of my respect.

OH MY GOD

AW IT’S SMILING.

Maybe he just wanted to be in the picture… gosh.

photobomb shark holy crap

oh my god ^^^^^

 omg what

OMFG. I WOULD SHIT MYSELF

Differences between friends & best friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…”
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)
***JAMIE. I know you're reading this. : )<3

foreveryourself:

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ianistheman:

smilingforlife:

69withstyles:

just-beautifulme:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

i love my mommmy :3
and the first gif made me pee.

NOT AGAIN.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE…

STOP IT TUMBLR.

STOP.

If You’re a Real Tumblr User, You Must Know This. <be yourself, and no one else.>

motherfuckingstranger:

fuckyeahtaleyamaturan:

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 second time ive reblogged this

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I saw itt XD

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aww made my day <3

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Awwh , 

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i smiled <3333

(: thank you for making me smile.

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gahd , im not left out thank god <3

damn! :’D